Break Ups! ):

Date: May 21, 2012

Patient: Courtney McSweeney

Sitting down with Courtney on the couch talking about the difficulties she has been going through, I have noticed that she is very emotion about the topic of her boyfriend. In the past Courtney has always wanted to talk about her boyfriend and how perfect their relationship was going until today! Once she explained her difficulties, I asked her about Jordan, her boyfriend, but she did not want to say a word. We talked for a good hour and finally she said that talking about her and Jordan’s break up. She explained the story about how Jordan has an Internet girlfriend and how she still loves him.  Courtney informs me that in 3 day she will be driving to college with Jordan.

            I told Courtney that relationships are very difficult and complicated! I explained to her that maybe she should talk to Jordan and find out some of the reasons for the break up. I told Courtney that the car ride to college would be the perfect timing to work out the differences and learn the reasoning. With the information she has told me I feel like Jordan is still in love with Courtney but something fishy made them break up but I have no idea who that would be. I will need following check ups to research more. I really hope that this trip to college will help the two and not kill them!

I, Dr. Kristyn Arlian have diagnosed Courtney McSweeney with relationship break up syndrome.

Prescription: I would like her to have endless amounts of tissues and tears. Take twenty pieces of chocolate at least every hour. Three days of sweats, t-shirts, and romantic movies. Lots of junk food and girlfriends are always a bonus! This diagnose should progressively get better but give it 3 weeks or so till you are completely ready to go.

I would like to see Courtney back on June 18, 2012 for her check up.